Larnion

Larnion is the Councillor for Information and an interpreter for the languages of: Czech, Slovak and Russian.

The Imperial Socialists of Larnion is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cairoli Dexteosa with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.184 billion Larnionis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Streth. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Larnionian economy, worth 228 trillion dexins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 104,430 dexins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Streth to enjoy their national art, refugees from other nations are flocking to Larnion's border, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Larnion's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.