Democratic Republic of Kaliria

The Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of Kaliria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Miss Michalina Kaliria with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.84 billion Kalirians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revellia. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The powerhouse Kalirian economy, worth 231 trillion Stellatines a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 125,914 Stellatines, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Democratic Republic of Kaliria are blocked up with orders for new public loos, police officers ride the swiftest Gray Wolves, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Republic of Kaliria's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.