Noladea

Noladea is the WA delegate of the LCRUA, advisor of Larnion and interpreter of American English thus making him the regional expert in freedom and 'Murica*. He is often shipped with Demon Catz.

The Eternal Kindness of Noladea is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Nekonon King Nolad with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.075 billion Noladeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rapiden. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Noladean economy, worth 436 trillion Unis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 141,928 Unis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and conspiracy theorists allege Rapiden's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noladea's national animal is the Equins, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

* Part in Italics to be confirmed.